Are you guys waiting for marriage?
Yes. We are Christians and not sexual deviants.
How old are you?
Mike is 21 and Gianna is 15
How many babies will you have?
As many as the Lord provides!
Will you baptize your babies?
We’re soaking those jits!
What should we gift you?
At least $500 gifts only - if not, don’t think about coming.
Gianna, why are you marrying this goober?
I feel bad for him